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Loki in prison.
The Alternia Adorabloodthirsties - Derbystuck
The ALTERNIA ADORABLOODTHIRSTIES’ upcoming all-star match against the EARTH ALPHA BETAS is sure to be a bone-crunching spectacle for your viewing pleasure, thanks to the new addition of the captivating GRIMAUXILIATRIX! Don’t let her jade blood fool you, folks – this fierce fashionista would sooner SAW YOU IN HALF than let her motherly instincts into the ring.
After our last referee’s untimely culling, newcomer TERMINALLYCAPRICIOUS promises to abolish complications like penalties and time-outs, and instead advises all teams to “gEt ThEiR mOtHeRfUcKiN rElAx On :O)” when brutal injuries occur. He promises to be an impartial judge, except of course when star blocker GALLOWS CALIBRATOR is involved, because his kismesis is a “tRiCkY cHeAtEr.”
Don’t miss the skull-smashing action, live and bloody from the CROCKERCORP BATTLE ARENA!